May 2013
2 posts
bombliate:
started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom
April 2013
72 posts
grandma: so do you have a boyfriend yet?
me: not in this economy
ophi1ia:
I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie
i didn’t choose the anti-social life, the anti-social life chose me
snorlaxatives:
the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
the amount of ‘nope’ that is happening in my life right now is actually ridiculous
me: oh i look nice in this picture
me: i'm gonna use it as profile picture on all my social network accounts for the next 54 years
thealbinoweave:
do you ever have so much to do that you just decide not to do any of it
.‿. DO
•‿• NOT
〇‿〇 TOUCH ME
